hottermelon:

when your song comes on the radio and you’re tryna feel it but the other person/people in the car won’t stop talking

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dieselsanddaisydukes:

haha

dieselsanddaisydukes:

haha

rawhumor:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP
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rawhumor:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

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“Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.”

– Haruki Murakami (via ghosts)

burgerkid:

when you do something wrong but you were only trying to helpimage

“"Want to meet up later?" If a guy sends you this message before 8 p.m., it shows he’s being proactive in his attempt to see you. But, if all he does is text you, and you want to see some more effort, tell him you prefer to talk on the phone. “This will separate the guys who want a relationship from the ones who don’t,” If he calls, it’s a fair assumption that he’s interested in something more than just a booty call.”

– Read More: Texts You Should Never Respond To (What His Text Really Means)

gnarly:

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

bflitqoqe:

only——gifs:

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bflitqoqe:

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